I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
A+ Viking dick
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
