I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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