ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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