I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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