I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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