That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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