if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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