ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
pop tarts are not kleenex
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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