Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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