hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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