Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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