girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
