There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
id be glad to
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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