if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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