It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We had sex on a dog bed..
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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