I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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