haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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