I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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