do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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