I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
