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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

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  I THOUGHT I SAW YOU

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I want you more than I want a burrito.

  (207): View more from Maine

  I'm not as filling.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?

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