People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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