what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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