Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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