i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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