I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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