so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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