All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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