hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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