She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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