Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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