You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
