I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she told me i tasted like america
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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