We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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