dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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