we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just gargled with NyQuil
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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