just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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