is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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