So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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