it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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