Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
