I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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