Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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