The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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