Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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