Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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