If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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