She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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