I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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