What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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