Whod you bang
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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