**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize