Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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