is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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