My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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