I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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